Funnies

This is a fun page and the following illustrates the inherent differences between the sexes!! I found it LOL funny and not too exaggerated

How to shower like a woman: -

• Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and colours.
• Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
• If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
• Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit ups.
• Get in shower.
• Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
• Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
• Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
• Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 to 20 minutes.
• Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minuets until red.
• Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
• Shave armpits and legs.
• Turn off shower.
• Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
• Get out of shower.
• Dry with towel the size of a small country.
• Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
• Check entire body for spots,
• Tweeze hairs.
• Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
• If you see husband along the way cover any exposed areas.

How to shower like a man: -

• Take off all clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
• Leave in a pile.
• Walk naked to the bathroom.
• If you see wife along the way, shake your manhood at her and make woo-hoo sound.
• Look at manly physique in the mirror.
• Admire size of your manhood and scratch your ass.
• Get in shower.
• Wash your face.
• Wash your armpits.
• Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
• Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
• Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding areas.
• Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck to the soap.
• Shampoo hair.
• Make shampoo Mohawk.
• Pee.
• Rinse off and get out of shower.
• Partially dry-off.
• Fail to notice water on floor.
• Admire your manhood size in mirror again.
• Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
• Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
• If you pass wife, pull up towel, shake manhood at her and make woo-hoo noise again.
• Throw wet towel on bed.